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from Cowboy Logic by Trigger and Some Dudes Named Roy

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EVERYDAY I SEE A MILLION DRUG COMMERCIALS
WITH ALL THE PRETTY PILLS THAT I CAN PICK
BUT THOSE PEOPLE THAT I SEE IN DRUG COMMERCIALS
HOW COME THOSE PEOPLE NEVER LOOK LIKE THEY ARE SICK
THEY TELL ME IT'S A MIRACLE OF SCIENCE
THEY TELL ME I SHOULD TAKE A PILL AND SEE
BUT WHEN THEY TELL ME THAT THIS PILL WILL MAKE ME HEALTHY
WHY DOES THE WARNING LABEL SAY THEY'RE KILLIN' ME.

DON'T TAKE THIS PILL IF YOU DRINK ALCOHOL
YOUR LIVER MAY JUST QUIT
OR IF YOU KILL YOUR FAMILY IN A HOMICIDAL FIT
IF YOU GET BLURRY VISION OR BITE YOUR TONGUE IN TWO
ASK YOUR DOCTOR TO FIND OUT IF THIS PILL IS RIGHT FOR YOU

EVERYDAY I SEE A MILLION DRUG COMMERCIALS
AND IT'S PLAIN TO SEE THOSE PEOPLE REALLY CARE
THEY CLEARLY DON'T WANT ME TO HAVE A SEIZURE
OR TO GO TO THE BATHROOM WHEN THERE IS NO BATHROOM THERE.
THE DRUG CORPORATIONS ARE OUR SAVIORS
WITH THE PILLS THEY SAY WILL KEEP US SAFE FROM HARM
AND I KNOW THAT I CAN ALWAYS GET A REFILL
IF I TAKE A SECOND MORTGAGE ON THE FARM

DON'T TAKE THIS PILL WITH BIG MACHINERY
OR JUST BEFORE A SWIM
OR IF RASHES POP UP WHERE YOURE NOT EXPECTING THEM
IF YOU COME DOWN WITH COMPLETELY UNFAMILIAR DEJA VU,
ASK YOUR DOCTOR TO FIND OUT IF THIS PILL IS RIGHT FOR YOU

AND IF YOUR DRUGS SHOULD BRING YOU TO AN UNTIMELY END
JUST TRY TO REMEMBER, THE FDA's YORE FRIEND.

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from Cowboy Logic, released August 16, 2010

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